Festivus in Washington DC

If you are not a Seinfeld fan, you can find out about Festivus on wikipedia. If you are a Seinfeld fan, you will be tickled to know that Adams Morgan had a Festivus pole.

Locals happily participated in the traditional airing of grievances. Complaints included:

• being overworked and underpaid
• cars that don't stop for pedestrians
• big breasts
• Rick Warren
• poor escalator etiquette

What does it say about me that this is the only holiday decoration I got excited about?